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Dumbing down is NOT a good idea.

I feel so inadequate. I can totally understand Tom now when he talks to me about women who are "out of his league". Damn those prodigal stunning intellectual Asian girls, damn them all!!! I want to keep them all in boxes on my bookshelf, but they're all too good for that.

Well, I found an interesting young female person to talk to on the internet who lives in my area, which is definitely a first. And she is out of my league. I feel afraid to IM her again, she has already gone off to work on a French paper and God knows how long that will take! Probably not long at all, due to her overbearing intelligence, but she probably has no interest in coming back online to speak with me.

Edit: I have realised that it is quite possible she is reading this right now. If she is, let it be known to her that my opinion on her is everything but objectifying. Remember when I said women were objects? Well, technically, they are.